Oh vagina why must you bleed?
Cant you let me be happy and free
why must you make those seven days hell
and why must my laundry bill be so high that it makes me sell my dell
Sure you make men fall head over heels
and give jobs to very many fine ladies on street corners
but the blood everywhere wrecks their deals
then they will starve and have no mourners
all because of you vagina
even effecting the Asians in china
why must you give up so many god damn emotions
and -aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh oh god why, waaaahhhh I ran out of lotion
do seals even have a vagina?
Your so prejudice against us humans
especially those who live in Carolina
SO GIVE US BACK OUR GADDAMN HAPPINESS!