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Oh vagina why must you bleed?
Cant you let me be happy and free
why must you make those seven days hell
and why must my laundry bill be so high that it makes me sell my dell

Sure you make men fall head over heels
and give jobs to very many fine ladies on street corners
but the blood everywhere wrecks their deals
then they will starve and have no mourners

all because of you vagina
even effecting the Asians in china
why must you give up so many god damn emotions
and -aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh oh god why, waaaahhhh I ran out of lotion

do seals even have a vagina?
Your so prejudice against us humans
especially those who live in Carolina
SO GIVE US BACK OUR GADDAMN HAPPINESS!
well i dont think i even need to tell you whats been going on this week of my life....
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Aschiee Apr 3, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ASDFGHJKL;' YES

But the seed is what does it!
IT JUST FUCKING STICKS THERE
THERE IS NO REAL PURPOSE
THEN IT DECIDES TO TEAR APART YOUR UTERUS
...
So yeah.
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YourDAMOCLES Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The uterus is the real culprit......
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falcorn0squirrel Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
don't forget it's partner in crime, the ovaries...
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YourDAMOCLES Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup
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:iconruntofthelitter97:
Lol, you better make sure George NEVER hears about this! :silentkitty:
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falcorn0squirrel Mar 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
well nicky is fine with me, we joke around like that all the time. although i dont go around telling people i have a deviantart in the first place.
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:iconruntofthelitter97:
Haha, I won't, something strange happened to me and George on Friday anyway...
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falcorn0squirrel Mar 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
what happened?
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:iconruntofthelitter97:
I'll tell you at school.
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BadLadyPink09 Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This. I love it.
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