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Oh vagina why must you bleed?
Cant you let me be happy and free
why must you make those seven days hell
and why must my laundry bill be so high that it makes me sell my dell

Sure you make men fall head over heels
and give jobs to very many fine ladies on street corners
but the blood everywhere wrecks their deals
then they will starve and have no mourners

all because of you vagina
even effecting the Asians in china
why must you give up so many god damn emotions
and -aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh oh god why, waaaahhhh I ran out of lotion

do seals even have a vagina?
Your so prejudice against us humans
especially those who live in Carolina
SO GIVE US BACK OUR GADDAMN HAPPINESS!
well i dont think i even need to tell you whats been going on this week of my life....
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:iconrelic-angel:
Relic-Angel Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Period?
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:iconfalcorn0squirrel:
falcorn0squirrel Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Good inference.
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Relic-Angel Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
:huggle: Been there.
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Aschiee Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ASDFGHJKL;' YES

But the seed is what does it!
IT JUST FUCKING STICKS THERE
THERE IS NO REAL PURPOSE
THEN IT DECIDES TO TEAR APART YOUR UTERUS
...
So yeah.
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YourDAMOCLES Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The uterus is the real culprit......
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:iconfalcorn0squirrel:
falcorn0squirrel Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
don't forget it's partner in crime, the ovaries...
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YourDAMOCLES Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup
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Runtofthelitter97 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012
Lol, you better make sure George NEVER hears about this! :silentkitty:
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:iconfalcorn0squirrel:
falcorn0squirrel Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
well nicky is fine with me, we joke around like that all the time. although i dont go around telling people i have a deviantart in the first place.
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:iconruntofthelitter97:
Runtofthelitter97 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012
Haha, I won't, something strange happened to me and George on Friday anyway...
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:iconfalcorn0squirrel:
falcorn0squirrel Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
what happened?
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:iconruntofthelitter97:
Runtofthelitter97 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012
I'll tell you at school.
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BadLadyPink09 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This. I love it.
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Bloom450 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Student General Artist
XD!!!!!! I Love it!
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Tenbyou Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
O.o
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x-Lollirot-x Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
LOL This is the best thing I have ever read.
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Sevslover6195 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm this close to starting a religion based on this now!
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:iconfalcorn0squirrel:
falcorn0squirrel Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
yeah, us and the pastafarians are gonna be neck and neck in no time XD
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Sevslover6195 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:)
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SH-Productions Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
(Sorry for this upcoming pun, I am random) Well, I'm glad I'm a guy.
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:iconfalcorn0squirrel:
falcorn0squirrel Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
im sure you'll be saying that whenever you get kicked in the balls XD
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SH-Productions Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah I think that's one downside to being a guy, we get kicked in the balls, no matter how big and tough we are, we can never withstand THAT amount of pain.
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amh97 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
entertaining and true.
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:iconpillowpetsonfire:
pillowpetsonfire Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconwthplz:

I strangely enjoy this. Amen, sister
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:icontwoleftsocks:
TwoLeftSocks Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This poem has made my life. OH. MY. WORD. ILOVEIT!
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jillyred Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
omg this is really funny! Im sorry if it wasn't supposed to be XD
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:iconfalcorn0squirrel:
falcorn0squirrel Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
oh dont worry it was supposed to be funny indeed XD
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jillyred Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012
hahahah goodie, certainly made me much happier
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